Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Purity of the Doctrine

A "Committee for the Preservation Of the Purity of the Doctrine" has been established by the Republican Party. An Executive Sub-Committee comprising

Ann Coulter
Glen Beck
Rush Limbaugh
Sarah Palin
Tim Pawlenty

has ben appointed. TV Channel Fox 5, in the New York tri-state area is the sanctioned media outlet for authorized pronouncements.

The first order of business of the Committee is consideration of a proposal that when the Republican Party retakes control of the Congress, an Auto-de-Fa will be held on the mall for the purification of deviant members of the Party of Lincoln.

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