Wolpe

Some time ago Rhea and I attended a concert presented by the Juilliard String Quartet, a truly superb ensemble. The 2 numbers before the intermission were the Mozart D-minor quartet, K.173 and Stefan Wolpe's Quartet (1969) in that order. This particular Mozart is not one of my favorites and I promptly dozed off. I awoke in time for the Wolpe. By the time intermission arrived I had long since concluded that my dislike for the Mozart, notwithstanding, I had slept through the wrong quartet.

On the program it was noted that the Quartet was dedicated to his mother. The music was so raucous and dissonant that I concluded that he must have disliked her intensely.

Jet Propelled Aircraft

Near the end of World War II the German Luftwaffe introduced a jet-propelled aircraft, the ME-262. It quickly became a topic of intensive and wide discussion in allied military circles. Shortly thereafter in the Pentagon a memorandum was circulated to the effect that in correspondence, "jet-propelled aircraft would not repeat not be referred to as blow jobs".

Environmentalists

It sometimes seems that:

On Mondays environmentalists picket nuclear power plants in the hope that they will be shut down.

On Tuesdays environmentalists picket utilities in the hope they will stop using coal or oil.

On Wednesdays environmentalists picket oil companies in the hope that they will stop drilling oil wells.

On Thursdays environmentalists picket coal companies in the hope that they will stop mining coal.

On Fridays environmentalists picket lumber companies in the hope they will stop cutting trees down.

On weekends environmentalists sit around by candlelight shivering in the cold worrying if they have overlooked something.

Oh Brave New World!

Thursday, March 2, 1995 may well be the most important date of the last decade of the 20th Century. Often has it been said that our young people are the future the nation. With their idealism, industry, and intelligence they will forge the entry into a bright and shining 21st Century. Away with cynical politicians and slimy lobbyists, away with incompetent judges and sleazy lawyers, away with corrupt police; away with biased, agenda driven news media. Our young people are speaking out. They are providing leadership. It will be a dream fulfilled when they take charge. Even now they manifest the insight and sen­sitivity needed to accomplish the daunting task of shaping our future.

Recently, in Patterson, New Jersey, Lawrence Meyers, a 16 year old student at Eastside High was killed by a rookie housing police officer while attempting to arrest him during an undercover narcotics operation. Mr. Meyers was killed by a shot in the head and the matter is now under formal investi­gation. Twenty three grams of crack cocaine were recovered at the scene. Mr. Meyers had a police record for drug dealing. His death was followed by several days of sometimes violent and felonious behavior by fellow students. This included incidents of vandalism and looting. Public officials and community leaders including the always helpful Reverend Al Sharpton managed to bring a measure of calm to the situation.

To generate a more reasoned approach to the students' grievances an assembly of Eastside High was called. Among the suggestions made by students were those by:

Angel Gonzalez: "Thursday [March, 2] will be a drug free day in memory of Lawrence. The streets will be quiet in memory of Lawrence to show we care."

Skeeter Warren said that the ideal would be for all drug dealers and students to impose a ban on sales and use for the day.

Wesley Thomas, with broader vision, suggested a wider area for the moratorium on dealing and usage, "Maybe it can be a nationwide drug-free day."

UNESCO

The United Nations

The June 24th New York Sun reports that "Bowing to pressure from Palestinian Arab activists in America, the United Nations Children Fund is cutting ties with an Israeli billionaire donor, Lev Leviev, in response to allegations that one of his companies is financing the constructions of settlements in the West Bank." UNICEF acceded fully to the request.

That the Palestinians and their supporters have a legitimate complaint concerning West Bank settlements is not to be gainsaid and they have a right, even a duty, to do everything they can to have new ones stopped and old ones removed. But, how can UNICEF possibly be a suitable vehicle for this crusade. UNICEF, in statement on its website says it is an organization that is the "driving force that helps build a world where the rights of every child are realized. We have the global authority to influence decision-makers, and the variety of partners at grassroots level to turn the most innovative ideas into reality. That makes us unique among world organizations, and unique among those working with the young." One of the principal functions of UNICEF is to provide food to hungry children.

That reducing the financial base of UNICEF will punish Israel for the settlements is obvious nonsense. Perhaps the whole point of the decision of UNICEF is less the issue of the settlements and more the aim of delegitimizing Israel. If dying children can be useful pawns in the game - why not?

In the following day’s mail was a solicitation from UNESCO. It contained the sentence: “We invite you to join with UNESCO to do whatever it takes to save children’s lives”. [Unless, of course, you are Israeli.]

A Hawke

Some years back in the course of work I met a man whose family name was Hawke. When our business was completed I asked him, if he were related in some way to Horatio Hawke the distinguished British naval officer of the early 19th century. Mr. Hawke responded in the negative and told me that the name was that of his paternal grandfather, a Native American. I was puzzled and asked about the final 'e'. He answered that his grandfather had added the 'e' in the belief that this would make his name more American.

An Exaltation of Larks

One of the glories of the English language is its seemingly endless plasticity of style and felicity of phraseology. Among many examples are such usages as "an exaltation of larks", "a pride of lions", “a pod of whales”, or "a gaggle of geese". Experience in a university setting suggests the following:

A byzantine of chancellors.
An evasion of deans.
A timidity of professors.
An opacity of students.
A deviousness of trustees.

From a wider domain, one might add:
A corruption of lobbyists, and
A sty of congressmen.